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Saltatio Mortis - Wo sind die Clowns? (Medieval Metal)
Oh, and I thought they were chairs.
Those things are for pussies and grandpas, I thinks you knows it.
What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Saltatio Mortis - Wo sind die Clowns? (Medieval Metal)
What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Real Time with Bill Maher: The Duggars
If only the Japanese would get on with making cheap robot servants, the problem of restricting population will be solved. What ever happened to Asimo? It was climbing stairs well over a decade ago, why isn't it changing grandpa's depends yet?
@newtboy
Firstly, people who worry about other people's sexual attraction to human adult non-relatives usually have sexual problems of their own. Therefore, they disqualify themselves to be taken seriously at that debate. The more you argue against the LGBT community, the more likely you are to be sexually harmful.
Secondly, dude, I'm going to have to disagree with you here. I live in a country that faces a future where a majority of the population is senior citizens because we made it to expensive and impractical to even have children. I wish my government could do more to encourage women to have children and support them raising them without sacrificing their careers. Right now, my best hope for a nation that isn't dominated by senior citizens is immigration.
I'm less worried about global overpopulation in the west because we have (or at least should have) access to birth control.
The only people in the west that are willing to have more than a handful of kids are the religious nutjobs and the mentally questionable/ill. Here's something most women know and agree on:
Vaginas aren't clowncars.
Ed Sheeran Sings Heavy Metal
That's dildos.
Grandpa's guitars. Thems fors grandpas ands pussies. I's thinks hes knows its.
Tool - Lateralus acoustic cover
Grandpa's guitars.
Pretty good, for wood. I hope he doesn't wake any trolls.
New Terminator Genisys Trailer
Futurama - all's well that roswell. Prof farnsworth : "a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa"
Just once, one time, I'd like to see a time travel movie done properly... ok the Time Traveler's Wife was done right, but there were no guns and shit, so...
Concealed Weapon in Florida? Okay unless black...
Guns are for white people to protect themselves from the negros! They're not for you silly grandpa!
Why Tipping Should Be Banned
@Grimm
@ChaosEngine
@Sagemind
thanks guys!
thats exactly what i was looking for.
though i have to admit a particular curiosity in regards to what a "decent" or "living" wage would amount to,which is too specific for most people to actually state.
the reason i am so curious is because since 1978 i have been in the business in one capacity or another.i have been a captain at a few 5 star places.ran two 4 star ballrooms and have bartended at some of the most amazing clubs.
i worked very hard to learn the techniques and particulars of my trade.i learned from the best so i could be the best.started from the bottom,listened intently and learned the trade from some of the most talented people i had ever met.
so what am i worth? what would be considered a "living" wage?
the reason i say this,tongue firmly planted in cheek,is because when people find out how much i made they..and i am not exagerating here..literally lose their mind.
i did very well,but i worked my ass off to get it.
and i was worth every penny.
but i didnt just do it for the money...thats just...soulless and void of any meaning.i did it for the challenge.i did it for pride and knowing that the majority of people out there could not do what i do.
and i happen to enjoy meeting people:bonus!
love what you do and the money follows.
or did.
i recently left the business out of disgust.
maybe i am just getting too old and cranky but corporate eateries have douched the profession i adored for decades.
a corporate trained waiter/waitress is just one notch above useless.
i know i know..thats my experience and does not reflect on ALL servers but fuck that,i am old and i am free to bitch about the younger generation.
no pride.
no discipline.
just whining crying and more whining.
and god forbid you offer advice to these know-it-all wankers...
"well,when i was at olive garden"..oh fuck me....
only been in the biz for 30 plus years..yeah..what would i know..
just let grandpa hump the ten tops because you got double sat and are now in the "weeds".
fucking pussies...
gah..sorry for the ranting,but watching my profession go down the shitter is upsetting.
tipping is not mandatory in the states.
though if you are experiencing the "new wave" of servers,who i have seen openly give stink eye to customers,i can see why you may think otherwise.
i always looked at my profession as a sub-contractor.
my relationship is with my customer.THEY are my business and i treat them accordingly.you should not do this job strictly for the money.might as well go sell your soul and become a crack dealer...same difference.
ok..now i am just rambling.
suffice to say:
tipping is not mandatory.
new generation of servers are a gaggle of whiny non-conrtibuting pussies who think they know everything because they worked day shift at olive garden for a year.
and if ever offered minimum wage to do what i did,i would stab the person in the eye socket with a dirty ball point pen.
/end rant
folks i will be here every tuesday! dont forget to tip your bartenders and wai...oh....nevermind.
John McCain on the Senate Torture Report
Damn it, crazy grandpa! Every now and then you totally have a moment of clarity and say a bunch of stuff I can get behind, but tomorrow I suspect you'll be right back to supporting insanity (like Palin).
Wait, so these are not just illegal acts, but actual specifically delineated war crimes, since they continued after 2007? Can we turn over Bush and Cheney to the Hague this year?
"home made" 70hp Rat Bike vs 180 HP CBR1000 Drag Racing
Also, like a rail dragster, his extended forks allows for acceleration torque beyond the point the CBR would flip over on it's back. The Harley has almost twice the wheel base.
Give the CBR a wheelie bar and grandpa would be looking at tail lights the whole trip.
I think it has more to do with the torque curves of the two engines, and perhaps the lower centre of gravity and gearing ratios. I'd expect the rat bike to do fairly well against a gokart actually... at least over the same distance
The Honda should certainly have smoked him over a slightly longer distance and would win fairly easily on top speed, even if 180hp might be a slight exaggeration.
I don't need no stinkin' crutches
grandpa also invented a new wallet/purse alternative.... the Belt Bag!
(not a fanny-pack)
I don't need no stinkin' crutches
Grandpa Bustin Out The Moves has been added as a related post - related requested by spawnflagger.
I don't need no stinkin' crutches
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I don't need no stinkin' crutches
http://videosift.com/video/Grandpa-Bustin-Out-The-Moves
Would love to know the reality of this clip.
Not quite risky enough rail grind (cable grind)
This is no amateur. Of course there's a risk. Anything of an extreme nature has a risk. But I wouldn't go so far as to single this out as ignorant, nor call out the word "snuff" even if it were possible.
All of these types of stunts have potential for snuff but there's no need to put it in your description. When I drop in or roll in to an empty pool with my skateboard, there's always a chance I could die or be seriously injured, but I haven't yet and even the wipe outs are usually alright, maybe a broken bone every 5-15 years.
Anyway, maybe I will die on my board one of these days, but my grandpa died from eating too much southern food, I don't see anyone saying "almost snuff" on food videos.