Kuga
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( KOO - guh )
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
If I downvote your video, don't take it personally unless I leave a comment saying that you're a worthless shitsack.
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
If I downvote your video, don't take it personally unless I leave a comment saying that you're a worthless shitsack.
Member Since: 2007-09-18
Last Power Points used: 2008-07-18 • Available: now
Max Power Points: 1
Last Power Points used: 2008-07-18 • Available: now
Max Power Points: 1
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In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Rottenseed can use Windows Paint?
I was under the impression he skulked in public bathrooms and stole wet shit to use on his canvas (aka piss-stained bedsheet). Finger-painting, naturally. Or that technique the cavemen used, where they masticated the drawing materials in their mouth and then spat it out onto the wall to make *quality art.
nastynice things, Miss Kuga.That Transformer movie looks remarkable. I hope the sound designer got an Oscar for that work.
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks
In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote
http://happy.videosift.com/talk/Hearts-moons-stars-clovers-and-now-DIAMONDS
Come on down and join the belated 100-star congrats party!
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Don't worry, buddy, just keep doggedly submitting videos of old ladies shitting and horny nerds fucking rolled up towels and I'm sure you'll get there eventually
Thanks
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
That's just ridiculous. There's NO way you're both Gold100. It took me a long time to get to that point...and I still haven't submitted anything of substantial quality yet.
Snoozedoctor told me this one:
Man's wife is in a coma in the ICU. Nothing has worked for her. The doc takes the husband aside and says, "we've tried everything. Nothing has worked. However, sometimes if you perform oral sex on them, they snap out of it. Are you willing to try it?"
The husband says, "of course, if you think it will help." So, he walks in and they draw the curtains to give them privacy. A minute or two later the EKG flat-lines. She codes and dies. The doctor says "I don't understand, what happened."
The guys says, "Well I'm no doctor, but I think she choked to death."
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks, kronosposeidon! Nice to have you back.
As for crude jokes, what starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?
...a coconut.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Congratulations to both mintie and Kuga. It's always awesome when the ladies make rank here. Without them this place would degenerate into a joint with videos about dick jokes and farts. (No offense, blankfist.)
So...have you ladies heard about the man from Nantucket?
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks for including me in that post!
In reply to this comment by LadyDeath:
Oh my lady sorry I modify my post I forgot about your hundred too
Congrats
http://femme.videosift.com/talk/mintbbb-makes-a-100-Come-and-Join-The-Party
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
This adorable little puffball gets my first *promote!
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thank you so much for fixing that! I felt like such an idiot.
In reply to this comment by dag:
Hmm, I guess we need an undiscard - [fixing manually]
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Shit, man. I accidentally discarded your Sift Talk post, my mistake completely.
In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks
In reply to this comment by Crosswords:
better quality here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMPC9uamsvk