Just saw this, some dude from my town is trying to get rid of his people carrier. I'm sorely tempted to by it, just so I can meet him and shake him by the hand

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-FORD-GALAXY-ZETEC-TD-SILVER-/310399950334?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4845475dfe#ht_1487wt_1029

Can we maybe be able to*beg for somebody elsesees submission? It's one of the few powers afforded to a newbie with one power point who would rather not jack-off in the privy to daguerreotypes of his grandmother .

Also, the "quote" thingy doesn't always function~Am I missing something?

https://www.networkworld.com/community/node/80448 (no embedding for me to submit.

"Watch Steve Jobs play FDR in Apple's long-lost takeoff on famous '1984' Macintosh TV commercial
Nine-minute film called '1944' was produced to inspire Apple sales team to take on IBM "

http://i.imgur.com/cfzRq.png

...

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg

Too bad they don't have videos (or at least I haven't found any yet), but they have some funny pics!

Like:
12 Unluckiest Moments Caught On Camera: http://www.oddee.com/item_98137.aspx

Not the funniest site I've ever been to, but it will keep you occupied for sure

'Oddee™ is an entertainment blog on oddities, attracting well over two million unique visitors each month. Focused on the odd, bizarre and strange things of our world, its daily articles and sections explore subjects from Science to Advertising and Technology; over 15 million pages are read at Oddee™ every month. '

http://videosift.com/video/Jon-Lajoie-Tennis-Ball-Up-Against-the-Wall This has been taken down from YouTube, because "it's content violated youtube's terms of service"... what the hell?!?!

So, I don't know if this has been around for years or what, but in the (fairly frequent, nowadays) event that your youtube video is "buffering" and you get that circle of dots whirling around on your screen, if you hit the "down" key the whirling dots will turn into a snake of dots and you can play SNAKE! Maybe it's only with the new update of google chrome. I urge you all to not try it out.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&btnmeta_news_search=1&q=megaupload&oq=megaupload&aq=f&aqi=d1d-o1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1399l2724l0l3788l10l10l0l6l1l0l235l597l1.2.1l4l0

NMA's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxF-xl36XHc

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&btnmeta_news_search=1&q=megaupload&oq=megaupload&aq=f&aqi=d1d-o1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=695l1868l0l2195l10l10l0l4l0l1l207l747l2.3.1l6l0

IIRC, they had embedding and we need to replace/dead them on here.

I was a bit surprised by some of the "Recent Searches" on the sift today...

EDIT:- Issue SOLVED. Thanks @oritteropo


At the date of posting this (Jan 3rd, 2012) the same video (mountain gorilla) has been there for the last 12 days.

At the date of posting this (Jan 3rd, 2012) the same video (mountain gorilla) has been there for the last 12 days.

Man, I'm back pokin' around here again, I have a great, funny video, that is oh so sift worthy, yet I get no Love. Oh for the Days of 2006 when I actually had a chance.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been/ from http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/board.pl?action=viewthread&boardid=1&threadid=128096 ...

http://www.ugo.com/games/skyrims-best-videos from http://digg.com/news/gaming/11_of_skyrim_s_best_videos

http://uk.games.ign.com/articles/121/1212511p1.html from http://www.bluesnews.com/s/127690/etc-etc

"Flying horses, sleep-spinning, and blindness caused by buckets..."

So I am on my way back from lunch at my parents house and drove past this broken down storefront.

I just HAD to snap a pic and share it...

I recently woke up in a haze, drenched in sweat. I was surrounded by Internet nerds and cretins of various sizes and trolling abilities. A strainer stared down at me with cold, dead metal eyes. I tried to scream, but was unable. I tried to move my arms, but they were locked in pixelated handcuffs. I felt anxious and unsteady, unwilling to accept the reality that I was, indeed, trapped in a dungeon of hypertext transfer protocol.

Videos of gaseous cats and Moonies spinning around on escalators danced above my head. They flashed away, only to be replaced by more videos of Simpsons clips and Rebecca Black parodies or whatever else was hip with geeks at the moment. I was haunted by threads of incoherent banter and hyperbolic ad hominem arguments. There was no end to the madness.

Suddenly, a beam of light shone across my face and without warning all of the monsters that decended upon me were vaporized. I cast my eyes around the room, but did not see my savior. I was able to free myself from the shackles and I stood, wobbly but craving to escape. Just then, a figure stepped into the doorway. I was ready to run toward it when it said:

"My name is Dag. Suck my balls. LOLcatz!!1"

I knew the end had come. I grabbed a nearby gun and placed it against my head. I pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. I pulled once more, but nothing happened. I tried a third time and the gun oozed sperm out of the end, then giggled and said:

"Blankfist FTW!!!1"

I screamed and threw it to the ground. It shattered into a thousand pieces, each one a slightly smaller version of the original gun. They laughed in unison:

"You cannot destroy that which was never created! We are everlasting! Have you seen Mateo? WTFBBQ?!"

I was losing grip on reality. Nothing made sense. Everything was lost. Hope was gone. Dreams were crushed. And at my wit's end a whimpering voice cried out from the dark corner. It cried:

"tl;dr"