Apparently the wack-job hairstyle and inimitable nose are not enough to identify this mystery rock legend. Read the hilariously disappointing story below.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090815/D9A30C6G1.html
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090815/D9A30C6G1.html





































I think that is the real story here.
Guidos, please stay in Jersey...and if you must leave, go to Miami or something.
They're all from Long Island! There is just so many of them that they spill over INTO NJ.