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WeedandWeirdness (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

Let's fill up the court, indeed!

As Queen, I do hereby officially offer Princesshood to the great and glorious (and actually living pretty near me) @PlayhousePals. Wanna be crowned, Play?

We need a Merlin. A Wise One. One with benevolence and love and an all-seeing eye to look out for us all.

He knows who he is for me. He already looks out for us, for which I am grateful.

No need for any Knights in Armor, shining or otherwise. Mine is a peaceful queendom. (Well, striving for peace. Your Queen has some stuff to work on still.)

And my King? Paul Newman, please. Since this is fantasy, I can resurrect the dead and turn back time.

WeedandWeirdness said:

I would be delighted to be your Princess, my Queen!! Wouldn't turn down being a Princess!

I am not sure if we need a town drunk, but I think we can get that covered as well. We may have to snatch them up quickly, jail time, or dungeon time, is in their very near future. It is what happens to repeat offenders.

So, every Princess needs a partner in crime, so we should ask @PlayhousePals to be a Princess as well. There would be so much weed and weirdness up in our castle!!

Have any ideas of who else we can include in our bizarre court?

WeedandWeirdness (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

CONGRATS ON MAKING POP STAR!!!!!!!!

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WeedandWeirdness (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

Of course I accept! One just doesn't turn down Majesty. No, one doesn't.

I guess it doesn't matter what I am Queen of. Power is Power, right?

Will you be my Princess?

WeedandWeirdness said:

YOU ROCK DOLL!! I am nominating you for Queen, and I will be butt hurt if you don't accept. I know it will make all the difference for you. Do it.

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bareboards2 says...

Oh. I see your confusion.

This is a regular bit on Nikki's show.

They hire real porn actors. The actors have earbuds. In the next room, watching on a monitor, are Nikki and Kristen.

Nikki and Kristen tell the actors what to say.

Some of the humor comes when the porn stars can't repeat or don't understand what they hear in their earbuds.

It's real porn stars doing what they do best -- and showing some real acting chops, too. They really sell those lines!

I wonder if I should put this explanation in the description of the video. You're a smart dude, and it wasn't clear to you....

Talked myself into it. I'm copying this to the vid description.

Mordhaus said:

Yeah, I have seen them before, but I mean it's not like comedy central is going to release the porn vid. I wonder if they paid them to actually do the full scene and just used what they wanted for the skit, or if they made a deal with the video maker to just redub the audio later and release it as a regular video.

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oritteropo (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

Oh. Like something I have seen here on occasion....

herrr derr.

It's been awhile though.

Makes sense!

oritteropo said:

Der is the English word for something really dumb, like "well duh" (obligatory dictionary reference - http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/dur )

So the der du jour is the dumb thing of the day. I don't think you could spell it as "dur" in French, or else it means hard or tough (like duro in Italian or durus in Latin).

oritteropo (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

Don't leave me hanging! What does it mean? (Or what did you deduce that it meant?)

oritteropo said:

Speaking of French, or in this case Franglais, my 10 year old came up with the phrase "der du jour"... and he swears that I told him the phrase, but I don't remember it. Some googling and reading the language discussion pages suggests that French youths would at least understand it, and might even use it themselves (there's at least one tweet out there using the phrase).

oritteropo (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

He's doing a game show. A celeb trivia thing.

I have tried watching it, but I can't.

oritteropo said:

I looked him up on Jimbo's big bag'o'trivia, and it says he's still doing television... just nothing that makes it over here.

oritteropo (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

A person of their word!

I miss him so much. Fallon has fun games. Corden has great viral videos. Colbert still does the political stuff.

But I'll still take Craigy Ferg any day. He wasn't perfect (like Colbert, he would interrupt too much in order to be funny). But just his cold opens without the forced applause.... a balm on my soul.

Thanks.

oritteropo said:

*doublepromote *quality

bareboards2 (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

My goodness!!!!!!

Awesomeness indeed!

Thanks, Anon.

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WeedandWeirdness (Member Profile)

bareboards2 says...

I drank anyway. Hamilton only lost ... twice?

We had a grand time at my house. Bunch of theater geeks ended the night by singing There's No Bizness like Show Bizness at the top of our lungs.

James Corden rocked it.

Did you have fun?

WeedandWeirdness said:

So, I have a fun drinking game for this years Tony's doll!! Every time something other than Hamilton wins, you have to take a drink! Not even sure you will catch a buzz Hope you enjoy the show!!

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