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Oh man, that Jordan Schlansky guy and I would NOT get along.
Maybe it's because I'm not rich, but I just don't understand somebody having that many standards for what they consider 'good service' at a restaurant.
Yeah, come on, you don't actually believe that's a-grade 100% real. He's probably quite a bit like that, in that he is an elitist prick to an extent, but he can probably laugh at that, and as such does these segments poking fun at his elitist snobbery.
He probably finds it hard not to laugh during these bits.
Surely no one thought this was real. I'm sure they asked this guy to play a caricature of himself. His ability to maintain his straight face is incredible though.
He's real! Watch how every muscle in his body freezes up when he gets dissed or how he assumes they need to do another take after Conan interrupts his story with "and you were raped." There are limits on how talented an actor can be!
HAHAHA that was awesome. That guy was the biggest, fakest douchebag I have ever seen. He spouts the most trite drivel that he read in some book about fine dining.
I would love to have dinner with Conan. He is just naturally hilarious.
wow Conan really laid into him there. Also if you dont find Conan's comments at the dinner table to be hilarious you just might be Jordan Schlansky. :-D
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loves me some conan; so awesome when he has a straight-nerdy-guy foil to play off of.
Oh man, that Jordan Schlansky guy and I would NOT get along.
Maybe it's because I'm not rich, but I just don't understand somebody having that many standards for what they consider 'good service' at a restaurant.
A little bit of knowledge is a very, VERY dangerous thing.
Also, I feel rather badly for laughing at the rape jokes.... Upvote.
The guy has his head to far up his our ass LOL!
Yeah thanks Jordan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPdz3irQgq0
Conan catches him out at one point when he finds Pop Tarts and Honeynut Cheerios in Jordan's office.
He probably finds it hard not to laugh during these bits.
But yeah, deep down, he's probably a dick.
I would love to have dinner with Conan. He is just naturally hilarious.
ps. I still can't get over how damn tall Conan is.
He's not an actor, he's an associate producer.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19853/late-night-with-conan-obrien-conans-dinner-with-jordan-part-1-5908
http://www.hulu.com/watch/19867/late-night-with-conan-obrien-conans-dinner-with-jordan-part-2-5908
but for those who want to watch it .. there it is.