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"Tossing Salad" in Jail (REALLY NSFW)

Nasty stuff. Not even sure why I'm posting it. I'm guessing it's true. Feel free to discard it if you have better taste than I do.
CaptWillardsays...

Do you remember Chris Rock's standup material when he talked about tossing salads? He said he learned about it on an HBO special. I believe it is this segment he was referring to.

moonsammysays...

I want the ability to upvote titles - the "Really" part on this one is an important inclusion. Thank you for that.

As to the content of the video, I'm going with the nevermind crowd. Dayamn.

ElessarJDsays...

This is horrifying. Can you imagine being stuck in the position to have to choose between this or whatever else? I think I'd take a near death beating before I'd do anything like this. Either way, it's just horrifying.

Note to self, never go to jail... ever.

schmawysays...

Well i guess this video will help keep people on the straight and narrow, which is good, but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it.

grintersays...

I had a salad for dinner tonight.
As suggested, I tried putting jelly on it.
it was excellent! ..really, you got to try it. far better than syrup.
Thanks videosift..

..is there a 'cooking' channel?

dagsays...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

I think it's the matter-of-fact way he delivers it. "You know, toss my salad" [shrugs] .

It's like he's describing what he has for breakfast - oh maybe he is.

crittttersays...

Dear Schmawy,
You have my deepest sympathy that ' Tossing The Salad' is your #2 video, surely destined to be #1. I will always remember you for so much more, the lovely railroad panaramas, the fervid elephant discourse, and of course, the tragedy of the Elvis impersonator and truck underride. I assume you have walked away in disgust, but, you know what they say about assumptions...I will keep a little flame of hope burning that you, Schmawy, are completely capable of rising above all the salad tossing, and sift for a new day. Hear,Hear.

Guardian-Xsays...

I would toss my brains onto the concrete before becoming his sous chef. Cruel and unusual punishment apparently doesn't apply to the punishees.

Majortomyorkesays...

this video has at least proven to be great fodder for the wise-cracking sifters, thank you all. I laughed my ass off (into inmate #151931035's mouth I might add).

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