I... uh... that... er... nevermind. Just... nevermind.

I...guess I don't have...better..taste..than..yeah, nevermind.

Do you remember Chris Rock's standup material when he talked about tossing salads? He said he learned about it on an HBO special. I believe it is this segment he was referring to.

*howto *gay *documentaries

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^Howto! Hahahaaaa. Yeah I guess you never know when you need the skills to pay the bills!

Ok that's it, I'm never downloading music illegally ever again.

^Ha!
..next the RIAA is going to come out with a
"you wouldn't toss salad, so why would you download music" add.

I, er.... uh.... They.... Welll.. Uhh,,, Never mind.

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nothing clever to say, but I lol'd at this thread.

Pass the Ranch dressing please.

I want the ability to upvote titles - the "Really" part on this one is an important inclusion. Thank you for that.

As to the content of the video, I'm going with the nevermind crowd. Dayamn.

This is horrifying. Can you imagine being stuck in the position to have to choose between this or whatever else? I think I'd take a near death beating before I'd do anything like this. Either way, it's just horrifying.

Note to self, never go to jail... ever.

Well i guess this video will help keep people on the straight and narrow, which is good, but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it.

"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."

I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.

this taint what you think.

Syrup and Jelly just hide the flavor! Whats wrong with you people!

So many muscular macho men.
So few Brokeback Salad jokes.

Crap. It's already at no. 4.

>> ^ElessarJD:
"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."
I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.

that was one of my favorite chris rock segments. it amazes me that to make it really funny, all he had to do was say it with a little more emphasis.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chris-Rock-and-the-Tossed-Salad-man

I never though I would see a guy on film talking about this. We used to make jokes about it in high school. But damn, wtf?

I had a salad for dinner tonight.
As suggested, I tried putting jelly on it.
it was excellent! ..really, you got to try it. far better than syrup.
Thanks videosift..

..is there a 'cooking' channel?

^I guess when you're in jail, you've got nothing better than to come up with creative cooking tips!

^well, it's a good way to rehabilitate yourself into a contributing member of society.

i think i just, threw up in my mouth a little bit.


ps, Abel Prisc, love the pic. VGCats ftw!

I think it's the matter-of-fact way he delivers it. "You know, toss my salad" [shrugs] .

It's like he's describing what he has for breakfast - oh maybe he is.

Dear Schmawy,
You have my deepest sympathy that ' Tossing The Salad' is your #2 video, surely destined to be #1. I will always remember you for so much more, the lovely railroad panaramas, the fervid elephant discourse, and of course, the tragedy of the Elvis impersonator and truck underride. I assume you have walked away in disgust, but, you know what they say about assumptions...I will keep a little flame of hope burning that you, Schmawy, are completely capable of rising above all the salad tossing, and sift for a new day. Hear,Hear.

I would toss my brains onto the concrete before becoming his sous chef. Cruel and unusual punishment apparently doesn't apply to the punishees.

Ah, yet another aspect of the Gangsta Experience that didn't make it into a Coolio song...

this video has at least proven to be great fodder for the wise-cracking sifters, thank you all. I laughed my ass off (into inmate #151931035's mouth I might add).

If I die tonight I don't want to go out with this being my top video. Some one else can re-submit it. It's gotta be good for at least ten more votes. Here's the info...

URL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

Embed



I do have my standards, however meager

*discard

Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.

LOL!!

You know what? NOT HAPPENIN' DUDE! You can't escape your fate! *promote

wtf? weird, it promoted to unsifted...

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, March 24th, 2008 12:23pm PDT - promote requested by uhohzombies.

*meme

C'mon, Sifty. Don't be stuck up about it.

*meme

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*discard

Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.

*promote

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 8:57am PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

Ugh! Yet another reason why I don't ever want to go to prison.

This video brought me to tears, in the best possible way. I almost had trouble breathing from laughter.

Worst thing is though, if I was in that jail, I would be tossing his salad

: /

*promote. To keep schmawy humble.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 3:44pm PDT - promote requested by CaptWillard.

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 3:05pm PST - promote requested by Farhad2000.

schmawy...awesome.

*brief

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Jeez, a guy has one Blankfistian episode and they never let you forget it. Thanks Farhad.

*reclaimvote LOL

*promote. I know schmawy's proud of this vid, even if he won't admit it.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, April 19th, 2009 9:45pm PDT - promote requested by rasch187.

AAAgh! Rasch! Disgusting.

No homo...

i guess the real question is... which do you prefer Schmawy?

How many of these same guys do you think also find JEEEEESSUSS

eeeeeewwwwwwww! I'm guessing "jelly" and "syrup" are euphemisms for... something rather disgusting...

^That never would have occurred to me. I think you just made this video more disturbing, if that's even possible.

"Toss my salad, let 'im eat me, you know... We straight!"

No sir, you not straight.

... this reminds me of a conversation i was having someone in prison the other day ...

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 9:20am PDT - promote requested by maatc.

Who knew rottenseed was black?

Only in America...

Great....now I'm hungry for asshole!

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by dystopianfuturetoday.

*kill

Permanently discarding this video - kill requested by schmawy.

Whenever I think of salad tossing I think of schmawy.

Well it was sorta lame to kill a video with that many votes.

Indeed. What happens if I try to *promote this? Probably nothing, I'd imagine.

Only published, queued, or discarded videos, published Sift Talk posts, and published blog posts may be promoted - ignoring promote request by Sarzy.

Oh well.