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3 Comments
VoodooVsays...news flash, dress shoes and high heels have zero traction.
antsays...Um, it's only October 2012.
A10anisjokingly says...The reasons I DON'T do weddings:-
1. Compulsory jollity.
2. Crappy food prepared by the grooms brother who is a trainee burger king manager.
3. Crappy music from part time DJ, usually a relatives friend, who is cheap and an accountant.
4. Utter embarrassment at relatives attempting to dance. "c'mon granny" (see reason 1).
5. Utter embarrassment at relatives getting drunk and divulging family secrets.
6. Talking to complete strangers with whom you have nothing in common and, most likely, will never see until the next wedding, christening, or funeral.
7. Utter embarrassment at nervous/drunk best man, father of the bride, speeches.
8. The venue is too big for the number of people, cold, and like being in a barn.
9. Screaming kids running around whilst you're trying to pull a bridesmaid.
10. I'm a boring old fart.
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