I was about to play the outsider who wanted to play too but couldn't find a funny bone even if he ate a chicken and one got stuck in his throat, but I guess that's been achieved.
"...The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on "False Lolling" which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage..."
>> ^Krupo: Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will. Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?
oh, sure. be coy about it, krupo. like you haven't seen my comments, warning you all about that, for months now. but you never listen.
not until sifty's thumbs are popping your eyeballs like grapes, and your shrieks go unheard, as he continues to gouge them, through the optic cavities in your skull. i've seen things, you people wouldn't believe...
this what what happens, when you *promote creation without conscience.
>> ^Abducted: Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.
These things don't happen every day, my friend. Don't worry about it. And if it does start happening frequently then the admins can always raise the quality threshold.
Everyone's having a little bit of fun, that's all. Roll with it.
>> ^Abducted: Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.
[Disclaimer] I, too value the comment upvote system, and would be saddened to see it go away. However, I do also believe that just about every one of these comments has deserved the votes it got - not just because it was the fad on this thread. Just take a look at the Fat man with a gun video - there was a plethora of comments that were applauded simply because at least 15 people found them to be hilarious. I think the same holds true for this one as well.
Well, start from his last page then. I only realized the problem as I was nearing the end of my hundred upvotes, and I was seeing already-voted comments being loaded onto the "next" page, pushed back by more recent comments.
Anyway, just go to the last page, whatever that is, and start voting from there!
Scratch that. His last page (#526) is just 4 weeks old - either new ones are pushing the old ones out, or they are deleted after a certain time period, or something.
Oh wait, if an 'applauded comment' gets purged from the database, will siftie's star points for that comment end up disappearing?
Does this mean we've stumbled upon Lucky's elegant failsafe which will keep us safe from Siftbot domination of the world - at least for periods of no longer than 4 weeks, as long as it doesn't reprogram itself to close said loophole?
Oh no - that's way too many things that can go wrong!
We're on the other side of the looking glass, people!
Stumble This
...Upvotes, please.
And "loi":
www.nomorelol.com
Holy shit, guys, that was too much and too good.
"loi":
www.nomorelol.com
Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.
Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?
Oh, and those NAMBLA guys will be wanting that biscuit.
Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.
Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?
oh, sure. be coy about it, krupo.
like you haven't seen my comments, warning you all about that, for months now.
but you never listen.
not until sifty's thumbs are popping your eyeballs like grapes, and your shrieks go unheard,
as he continues to gouge them, through the optic cavities in your skull.
i've seen things, you people wouldn't believe...
this what what happens, when you *promote creation without conscience.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.
These things don't happen every day, my friend. Don't worry about it. And if it does start happening frequently then the admins can always raise the quality threshold.
Everyone's having a little bit of fun, that's all. Roll with it.
Now please downvote this comment.
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.
I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.
[Disclaimer] I, too value the comment upvote system, and would be saddened to see it go away. However, I do also believe that just about every one of these comments has deserved the votes it got - not just because it was the fad on this thread. Just take a look at the Fat man with a gun video - there was a plethora of comments that were applauded simply because at least 15 people found them to be hilarious. I think the same holds true for this one as well.
he shall be bronzed
I hereby dub this thread a Siftle-Jerk.
There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.
You know, if everybody just went to http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/siftbot and started voting, we could do much better than bronze...
There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.
Problem with that is, he is always leaving so many comments daily that it would be difficult to peg some down and get them upvoted.
Well, start from his last page then.I only realized the problem as I was nearing the end of my hundred upvotes, and I was seeing already-voted comments being loaded onto the "next" page, pushed back by more recent comments.Anyway, just go to the last page, whatever that is, and start voting from there!Scratch that. His last page (#526) is just 4 weeks old - either new ones are pushing the old ones out, or they are deleted after a certain time period, or something.
Oh wait, if an 'applauded comment' gets purged from the database, will siftie's star points for that comment end up disappearing?
Does this mean we've stumbled upon Lucky's elegant failsafe which will keep us safe from Siftbot domination of the world - at least for periods of no longer than 4 weeks, as long as it doesn't reprogram itself to close said loophole?
Oh no - that's way too many things that can go wrong!
We're on the other side of the looking glass, people!
Authorised by SiftBot for Supreme Siftchancellor
IT'S ART I TELL YOU!
Also, best thread EVER.
I just gave Sifty his bronze star. Worship me.
Also, best thread EVER.
Now let's see which is the first video siftbot downvotes.